السلام عليكم وصلتني عبر الايميل و حبيت انقلكم اياها و انتو تقرروا: What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?
The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave
The coffee shop for good.
The American: will get
The insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran
of using Biological Weapons.
(5) Ask for sanctions on the Palestinians for possible conspiracy to plant insects
In the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip in search for Biological Weapons factories.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a
Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making him offer free coffee to all israelis for the rest of this century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be
Standing still, while he is terrorized by biological weapons.
(11) Make a Monument to testify for the use of biological weapons by the savage Arabs.