03-09-2007, 01:30 AM
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| jokes from work
hi every one..those are some jokes from my email at work...enjoy em 1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
>that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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>2. Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE ONLY.
>When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing Pants
>and Shirts also.
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>3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
>Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
>After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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>4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
>1. Tele-Phone
>2. Tele-Vision
>3. Tell to Woman
>Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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>6. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because after
>death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.
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>7. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
 >friends.
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>8. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
>Woman.
>Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
>Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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>9. Question : Can you SPELL a WORD that has more than 100 LETTERS in it?
 answer : P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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>10. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
>It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER , among all
>your Friends.
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>11. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
>forest.
>They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
>Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
>Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
>Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
>Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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>12. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
>Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 (not for all countries)>
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>13. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
>your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
>your life.
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>14. Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the first
>one : Y R U fighting ?
>Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK.
>Examiner : So What.
>Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.
:77: >
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>15. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
>Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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>16. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the
>LIFE.
>We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and
>TRAGEDY of LIFE.
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