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**صمت السَراب** · #2 03-10-2007, 02:33 AM

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>6. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because after
>death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.
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>7. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
>friends.
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What you meen by this>>>>ههههههههههه

>8. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
>Woman.
Also me Hhhhh
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>10. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
>It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER , among all
>your Friends.
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>12. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
>Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
(not for all countries)>

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>13. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
>your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
>your life.
This is true >
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>14. Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the first
>one : Y R U fighting ?
>Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK.
>Examiner : So What.
>Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.
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Sheta>>>>Sheta>>>>>>>>Sheta>.>
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>16. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the
>LIFE.
>We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and

>TRAGEDY of LIFE.

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