05-31-2012, 04:35 PM
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ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ﻟﻠﻨﻴﺮﺩﺍﺕ
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ﺇﺗﻔﻖ ﻋﻠﻤﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻔﻴﺰﻳﺎﺀ ﻳﻮﻣﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻠﻌﺒﻮﺍ ﻟﻌﺒﺔ ﺍﻟﻐﻤﻴﻀﺔ ﻭﻛﺎﻥ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ :
ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ ، ﺑﺍﺴﻜﺎﻝ ، ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ ﻭﻏﻴﺮﻫﻢ
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ﻗﺎﻡ ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ ﺑﺎﻟﻌﺪ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻏﻤﺾ ﻋﻴﻨﺎﻩ X_X ﻓﺠﺮﻯ ﺍﻟﻌﻠﻤﺎﺀ ﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺤﺜﺎ ﻋﻦ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﻟﻼﺧﺘﺒﺎﺀ ﺑﺎﺳﺘﺜﻨﺎﺀ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ :s..!!
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ﻭﻗﻒ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ ﻓﻰ ﻣﻜﺎﻧﻪ ﻭﺭﺳﻢ ﻣﻦ ﺣﻮﻟﻪ ﻣﺮﺑﻊ ﻃﻮﻝ ﺿﻠﻌﻪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﺘﺮ !!!!!؟؟؟؟
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ﻭﻇﻞ ﻳﻨﺘﻈﺮ ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ ﻟﻴﻨﺘﻬﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﻬﻰ ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺪ ﻭﺍﻟﺘﻔﺖ ﻭﺟﺪ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ ﻭﺍﻗﻔﺎ ﻓﻰ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺑﻊ !!!!
ﻓﺼﺎﺡ ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ : ﻧﻴــــﻮﺗﻦ ﻟﻘﻴﺘﻚ ﻳﺎ ﻋﺎﻫﺔ
ﻓﺮﺩ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ : ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﺶ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ !!!!
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻓﺎﺭﺍﺩﻯ : ﻟﻴﺶ ﻳﺎﺑﺎ؟؟؟
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ : ﺍﻧﺎ ﻧﻴﻮﺗﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺘﺮ ﻣﺮﺑﻊ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺑﺎﺳﻜﺎﻝ ﻳﺎ ﻟﻮﺡ
ﻭ ﺑﻨﺪﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﻠﻌﺒﺔ ﺑﻨﺪﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﻠﻌﺒﺔ (: ﻧﻐﺶ ﻫﺎﻟﻨﻴﻮﺗﻦ (: ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬ xD |