You say bye 17 times on the phone

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving

Your father swears at you with words that effect himself (Ibn-Kalb).

home.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea

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