الموضوع: نكتة النهاردة
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قديم 05-05-2008, 09:16 AM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة

حلوة أمير الصمت .. يسلمو ..
نكتتنا اليوم .. سوري معلش باللغة الانجليزية .. بس جتني على الايميل فلقيتها لذيذة قلت أنقلها لكم ..
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you$hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given$o much$upport including$weat and$ervice to your company.

I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond$oon.

Your$$incerely,



Norman$oh



The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:


DearNOrman,



I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company isNOt doingNOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I haveNOthing more to addNOw. You kNOw what I mean.
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