memepoolyour kinks, our linksMondayNov 6, 2006 Gore + Chic = Tr鑣 Chic?to Fashion by foolFridayDec 9, 2005 If you have the tastes of Ed Gein (or Larry Cottingham), but the heart of Skipper, then Margaux Lange has some jewelry that is right up your alley.to Fashion by riotnrrdSaturdayDec 3, 2005 It seems there are groups for those very elaborate fantasies involving destruction of GAP and Urban Outfitters stores.to Fashion by foolFridayNov 11, 2005 Enjoy the First Annual Myspace Bad Hair Awards, with bonus obscure superhero references! to Fashion by riotnrrdFridayOct 7, 2005 Here, have a history of the codpiece. to Fashion by fringeheadFridayJul 15, 2005 For those who have an SUV that will never see a trail, rocks or mud, we have just the product for you.to Fashion by nucleusThursdayJun 30, 2005 If you are tired of being upstaged by fellows in their fancy Seersucker Suits, then might I suggest you get a Ghille Suit.to Fashion by foolFridayMay 13, 2005 Nothing says "I am the pimpiest" like spinning blinged-out rims for your teeth. to Fashion by riotnrrdWednesdayMar 2, 2005 English Cut is the web log of a Savile Row tailor. Even if you can't afford a bespoke suit, at least you can now appreciate the work that goes into one. to Fashion by riotnrrdMondayJan 31, 2005 Gerald O., Shawn Lattimer, and Howie Mandel use it (see row two)... why not you, hairball? C'mon, it's the ultimate headshaving razor. "Customer satisfaction is a priority."to Fashion by fatherdanWednesdayDec 1, 2004 For the exotic dancer who has trouble getting men's attention, three Rice University Students have developed the GloThong. to Fashion by yoyologyThursdayNov 4, 2004 Too late for Halloween, a pictorial guide to tying a sumo diaper.to Fashion by riotnrrdWednesdaySep 29, 2004 "It would seem that I am on a never ending quest to make the ultimate Slave Leia costume." Keep following that dream, Star Wars Chick!to Fashion by fatherdanTuesdayMay 4, 2004 It's a good thing for Coco Chanel that cartographers can't copyright the Coco Channel.to Fashion by foolSundayApr 18, 2004 "One of those smart, happy girls who purchases fancy bedsheets and always talks to you like she knows something you don't, and is just humoring you because she went to a better college. Oh yeah, you know the type I'm talking about. Your mom's going to love me, but you're going to panic the night before our engagement party, and have to run off to Mexico and ruin your good credit score." Supermodel Personals takes the genre to caustic heights.to Fashion by foolFridayDec 5, 2003 In mankind's quest to catalog and crossreference everything, it was inevitable that someone would turn their gaze upon Elvis' concert pantsuits.to Fashion by riotnrrd "Everybody has a hobby. Mine is collecting images of pantyhose packages, as well as pantyhose ads from magazines and catalogs."to Fashion by riotnrrdMondayNov 3, 2003 Both men and women have come to rely on a variety of support products for comfort, health and safety. Now there are products to support your vanity as well. to Fashion by nucleusTuesdaySep 30, 2003 Japanese teenagers are dressing up as pre-pubescent, Victorian sluts on their way to a wake for fetish nurses. What the fuck is going on over there? to Fashion by riotnrrdSundayJun 8, 2003 Warning! When approaching second base, be sure to wear proper hand protection. Consider yourself warned!to Fashion by fatherdanSundayApr 20, 2003 Brenda and Marcie are putting on a brave face, but Debra can't stop giggling behind Laurie's back. They love her to death, but how could she have put them in these awful bridesmaid dresses? Reality check, ladies. It could have been much, much worse.to Fashion by yoyologyMondayApr 7, 2003 In times of emergency do not panic, take your neckwear and look for a safe escape path.to Fashion by riotnrrdThursdayMar 20, 2003 The 1971 Sears Catalog had something for everyone: adults, teens, toddlers and precious little babies.to Fashion by rooMondayMar 3, 2003 Duct Tape is the new black! At least, according to Duct Tape Fashion. Unfortunately, nearly everything on the site is on backorder as a result of a huge Christmas rush. Damn you, Dave Barry!to Fashion by yoyologyMondayFeb 17, 2003 Steve has an interesting idea with Lonely Socks, a kind of unmatched-stocking dating service. Unfortunately, it looks like he's badly in need of interested footwear.to Fashion by yoyologyFridayFeb 14, 2003 Thrift Deluxe gives you step by step instructions on such DIY favorites as the Milk Carton Gift Box, the Cheese Grater Lamp, and the Record Bowl. Use them at your own risk!to Fashion by fotbonThursdayFeb 13, 2003 Worried about dressing like a harlot? Plainly Dressed is your Christian Clothing & Headcovering Resource. to Fashion by fatherdanTuesdayFeb 11, 2003 This Valentine's day, tell that special someone in your life that you've got your eye on them.. as well as your infrared cameras, wiretaps and keystroke loggers. to Fashion by riotnrrdFridayJan 3, 2003 "In the beginning, it all started out as an experiment. 'What would happen if I wore a nametag all the time?'"to Fashion by crikeyWednesdayDec 11, 2002 Afraid of going out on a limb and treading your own fashionista path? Take the easy way out with the time-tested hipster method of simply appropriating the style of a bygone era.to Fashion by foolWednesdayNov 27, 2002 From bull attacks to freak chainsaw accidents, it's doubtful prettyboy clothing labels Tommy Hilfiger and J. Crew get the same hardassed customer testimonials that the C. C. Filson clothing company receives.to Fashion by fatherdanMondayNov 18, 2002 What will the well-dressed Shriner be wearing this year? Let these fine merchants dress you from head to toe.to Fashion by fatherdanMondayOct 28, 2002 Teaching our children the value of being players. Oh how cute! He's slapping his little sister around because she won't come across with the candy!to Fashion by fatherdanWednesdayOct 16, 2002 The proliferation of portable electronic devices has created a new demand for clothing that can hold, or even help connect, all this new gear. But leave it to the Japanese to take this idea to weird extremes. to Fashion by riotnrrdMondayOct 7, 2002 For those who want their welding mask to say"Take care. I could snap at any minute."to Fashion by fatherdanWednesdaySep 25,cheap true religion jeans for women, 2002 I like to make passes at girls who wear glasses.to Fashion by riotnrrdSaturdayAug 31, 2002 What does Nike produce? (a) overpriced shoes. (b) highly profitable sweatshops. (c) surreal television commercials made in cooperation with fans of extreme sport/art/philosophy Le Parkour. (d) all of the above.to Fashion by faisalWednesdayApr 24, 2002 Remember Hypercolor clothing? Just like Mood Rings, it changed colors based on your body temperature. Well, only the hot spots of your body: your armpits and crotch. It always seemed like a half-baked idea, yet people still insist on doing stupid things to their clothes.to Fashion by isoscelesWednesdayMar 27, 2002 Lee Jeans is showing commercials in Europe that feature talking bare behinds. Yes. That's right. A group of talking butts. It's disturbing. If you'd rather just read the plot line and avoid having to be traumatized by the talking buttockses, you can read about it here.to Fashion by mdmFridayMar 8, 2002 Don't worry, Lois Lane! Skirtman will save you! Skirtman?to Fashion by fatherdanTuesdayFeb 19, 2002 The Bulletman Suit allows you to deal head-punching, groin-kicking violence to your opponent without leaving a mark. Just try not to think you're being attacked by the Great Gazoo.to Fashion by fatherdanFridayFeb 15, 2002 When you get a good one going, why not immortalize it? Their competitor makes sure the ladies aren't left out either. True connoisseurs will want to join the club.to Fashion by fringehead Obscene t-shirts, for adults, fine; but these baby clothes are slightly worrying. to Fashion by elderMondayJan 7, 2002 Carrying around a lot of toys? Don't want to look too much like a geek? Try the new Scott eVest.to Fashion by blkWednesdayDec 19, 2001 Are you emo or not? Do you know how to be emo? Does your band's name follow the rules of emo? What is emo? Don't you just love Emo?to Fashion by crikeyWednesdayNov 21, 2001 Ghillie Suits: for the man or woman who wants to hunt, snipe, or play paintball invisibly...or perhaps simply look like Cousin It.to Fashion by fatherdanSundayOct 28, 2001 Tasker's Fine Arts can easily turn your boring backyard into an island of glowering mystery or a weird-ass set from The Prisoner.to Fashion by fatherdanSaturdayOct 27, 2001 I guess those Rubik's Cube and Joanie Loves Chachi Halloween costumes for kids made sense at the time.to Fashion by tregowethWednesdayOct 10, 2001 There are bras, and then there are ass bras.to Fashion by fatherdanTuesdayOct 2, 2001 You could gape in fear at one of the world's ugliest couches, or you could try to purchase a contender.to Fashion by foolMondayOct 1, 2001 I don't care if they look neat; I'm not putting something in my eyes as part of a Halloween costume.to Fashion by tregoweth Weapons for him. Weapons for her.to Fashion by kadeSaturdayAug 4, 2001 Asia Carrera -- beloved porn star, admitted geek, Unreal Tournament player -- presents her secret makeup tips.to Fashion by tregowethThursdayJul 5, 2001 Forget X-Band Radar. The only way George Dubya's National Missile Defence is going to detect incoming missiles is by relying on the technology of the Armageddon Bra. to Fashion by saucySaturdayMay 19, 2001 We all wore them back in the 80s, but parachute pants are back.to Fashion by mrbillWednesdayApr 4, 2001 The 21st century's first new batch of new footwear include skates disguised as sneakers, shoes that generate electricity, spring powered boots, and gas powered boots. to Fashion by skallasSundayApr 1, 2001 You can now power and control your sewing machine with your Game Boy. I always thought there was something missing from my Singer experience.to Fashion by laurelMondayMar 19, 2001 We all remember the 70s and especially bad 70s interior design.to Fashion by mrbillWednesdayFeb 28, 2001 Looking for a gift for that plus-sized goth in your life? You need go no further than this charming little shop.to Fashion by fringehead Think long hair is a trend of the past? Thanks to the web, you can see how common it still is, although it isn't always approved of. There are sites dedicated to worshipping it (on women and men), caring for it, growing it, styling it (from the odd and exotic to dreadlocks and braids),fashion bags ©, and even getting it cut. You can see it in different cultures, search for a date,true religion brand jeans s definitely worth reading, or hear reasons why it is or is not Biblical. to Fashion by blkMondayJan 22, 2001 From one-of-a-kind wedding gowns to custom-fit geisha wear, Yosa provides beautiful and unusual hand-made fantasy and historical clothing.to Fashion by jacquezMondayJan 1, 2001 "I'm wearing second hand hats /Second hand clothes /That's why they call me /Second Hand Rose"to Fashion by laurelFridayNov 17, 2000 Sewing.org is a fantastic website that contains many frequently asked questions about sewing. These topics range from Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zippers (but were afraid to ask?) to Men's Pants.to Fashion by laurelThursdayNov 16, 2000 Ummmm, Hats of Meat?to Fashion by keithTuesdayNov 14, 2000 It's that time again, boys and girls! Grow your Beard for New Year's! If you're lucky, this year, your beard may save your life.to Fashion by caviarSaturdayOct 14, 2000 Look at the things that people are putting in their hair. to Fashion by rooMondaySep 4, 2000 Halloween's coming, and Martha Stewart is going as...Siouxsie Sioux?to Fashion by tregowethFridayAug 25, 2000 Webundies serves as the internet's large collection of novelty boxer shorts. From Austin Powers to Curious George, they got it all for your crotch area. And you can even include a boxergram with your surprise gift for that special someone. to Fashion by kadeTuesdayAug 8, 2000 Forget Customatix, Creo Interactive was there first, and their designs are definitely funkierto Fashion by wheezerMondayAug 7, 2000 Customatix brings mass customization to your feet. Design your own shoes and have them made by someone in asia. Strapped for ideas? Let the professionals inspire you.to Fashion by dennisWednesdayAug 2, 2000 Women everywhere must be rushing to douse themselves with the scent of Gummi Baer.to Fashion by mooseTuesdayJun 20, 2000 Ugly people are scary, grotesque, old, and just plain ODD. to Fashion by enigmaMondayJun 12, 2000 Dog shoes. Glowing dogs. Holiday outfits. Any time is a good time for canine couture.to Fashion by fringeheadThursdayMay 25, 2000 Urban Decay is a california based cosmetic company started by the co-founder of Cisco Systems. Their makeup features eyeliners such as "Mildew" and "Stray dog", lipsticks called "Oil Slick", "Roach", and "Smog", and foundation products (aka coverup) called "Hallucination" and "Mirage". to Fashion by laurelSaturdayMay 6, 2000 While looking for an accappatoio online, I stumbled across Moda Online. Their intimate apparel section is excellent. to Fashion by peterbTuesdayApr 25, 2000 Guys: ever wanted to grow your hair out long but weren't sure how to go about doing it? The nice thing about the Internet is that there's a FAQ for everything.to Fashion by kierFridayApr 21, 2000 Ladies, tired of those same binding bras? Try an interactive bra instead.to Fashion by mooseWednesdayApr 19, 2000 Sure, you're familiar with their dictatorships, but what about their fashion sense?to Fashion by dhaWednesdayMar 15, 2000 For the woman who has everything and the man who wants something special for someone special, the Breastee Collection offers an exquisite line of personal jewelry just for her. to Fashion by nyarlFridayFeb 18, 2000 Avoid missing a single second of that important sporting event by peeing into a Stadium Pal.to Fashion by succaSundayFeb 13, 2000 After spending hours trying to purchase The Sims pretty furniture for their virtual houses, purchase some real furniture for your own from Design Within Reach.to Fashion by joshuaFridayFeb 11, 2000 Some of us have reasonable tasteful weddings. Some of us don't.to Fashion by djinnTuesdayJan 25, 2000 Corsets and girdles and lacing! Oh my!to Fashion by stimpyWednesdayDec 29, 1999 Get all assed-out and fashionable with well-known Korean designer nail-file conglomerate Assi!! Like the site says,discount true religion, "It's the new name that opens the fantastic world of Nail File. We contain women's hope and dream toward the real beauty in Nail File. Fantastic design, high quality, various models, we are always sweating for, are also motto and confidence of ASSI, a beauty creator." That's Korean for "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"to Fashion by sburkeMondayDec 13, 1999 Last year's budget furnishing for starving college students is this year's budget furnishing for fashion conscious iBuyers. Cheap and easy-to-move inflatable Bubble Furniture comes in various iPleasing colors to match your overpriced but cute computer.to Fashion by faisalSaturdayNov 20, 1999 Although intended to provide washing instructions without language, Laundry Care Symbols are cryptic at best. While there, learn how to remove stains from your clothes. Not suprisingly, the 4-H Club of the U.S.A. has published a large number of searchable articles on basic social functioning, not the least of which are the 4-H Clothing Project Reference Manual, the laundry troubleshooting guide, a more comprehensive stain removal guide, how to look tall and slender in your newly cared-for apparel, fiber facts covering the gamut of yarns, and how to judge clothing fit and finish. to Fashion by urogTuesdayNov 16, 1999 As all things go in cycles, so should facial hair. Grow your beard for New Year's.Use the power of your genes to defy the environment!to Fashion by caviarFridayOct 29, 1999 It's not a hat, it's a toessel!to Fashion by succaThursdayOct 21, 1999 Nothing starts the day quite like dressing Trent Reznor up in pretty, pretty clothes.to Fashion by jonWednesdayOct 13, 1999 Once in a while, a random question sends me on a quest. Today, it was "Is there a boxers versus briefs FAQ?". In search for such a grail, I was able to find a NPR story on the effects of wearing boxers and briefs on your sperm production / scrotal temperature. Once you've listened to that, tell the rest of the world what you prefer, and play a disturbing game from our friends at BVD.to Fashion by implodedTuesdayOct 12, 1999 When I rule the internet people will not be allowed to make websites which have Galleries of Goatees.to Fashion by keithMondayOct 4, 1999 Aliens are abducting our pants. Let's hope they take my father's acid-washed jeans.to Fashion by jonTuesdaySep 21, 1999 A simple flowchart to help men get dressed.to Fashion by djinnThursdaySep 2, 1999 What makes a person sexy? According to these folks, it's all in the face. Their list of famous sexy faces is worth a read. But honestly now...Al Gore sexy?to Fashion by succa My prediction for a future urban fashion trend is Negro League baseball gear. Availible at All American Negro League Baseball Apparel or Blue Marlin. And even if it never catches on, they're still pretty darn cool. Oh, and if anyone doesn't know what the Negro Leagues were, here's the yahoo category of sites about them.to Fashion by keithTuesdayAug 24, 1999 I cannot help but think that eyebrown stencils from eyebrowz.com are the facial equivalent of the infamous informercial-hawked spray on hair for male pattern baldness.to Fashion by faisalFridayAug 20, 1999 mullet (mu' lit) 1. any of a family of edible, spiny-rayed fishes found in fresh and salt waters and having a small mouth and feeble teeth, as the striped (or gray) mullet. 2. any haircut which the sides and top of the hair are significantly shorter than the back (the originator of the term "mullet" seems to be Mike D of Beastie Boys fame). Now updated for 1998! to Fashion by faisalFridayAug 13, 1999 According to Gap Sucks and the SF Gate, the Fisher family that owns the Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy are also planning to clearcut their 230,000 acres of California forests, some of which contain old-growth redwoods near Mendocino. Want more cargo pants now? to Fashion by genFridayJul 16, 1999 Want to know what folks will be wearing in A.D. 1993? to Fashion by belfordTuesdayMay 18, 1999 BodyTek sells fake dismembered body parts and special effects contact lenses that are used in many sci-fi movies and television shows.to Fashion by joshuaWednesdayMay 12, 1999 Chain mail: not just for Conan any more.to Fashion by riotnrrdThursdayApr 8, 1999 Mullets! Mullets! Mullets!to Fashion by obviousSaturdayMar 20, 1999 Slug Pornography T-Shirts, I know this is what I've been looking for all my life.to Fashion by mpcMondayMar 8, 1999 Some people may be looking for revolutionary no-tie shoelaces. However, be sure that your shoelacing product doesn't incite gang violence.to Fashion by machitaMondayFeb 22, 1999 Second-hand stores are passe; the truly hip do their thrift shopping by purchaseing unclaimed airline baggage.to Fashion by riotnrrdSundayFeb 7, 1999 Just because G.I. Joe wants some new outfits doesn't mean he's gay.to Fashion by riotnrrdTuesdayDec 15, 1998 Coyote fur or dog fur? doesn't make much difference if you ask me.to Fashion by urogSundayNov 22, 1998 Are you looking TOO good? Does your dazzling smile attract unwanted sexual attention or -- worse -- make people think that you work in marketing? Well, Dr. Bukk is here to save you. Select form a wonderful selection of styles of false teeth, all guaranteed to make you look like a slack-jawed yokel. to Fashion by riotnrrdWednesdayNov 4, 1998 That halogen lamp you bought from IKEA is no longer cool, upgrade to lighting that is ultra chic from from LumiSource.to Fashion by akk Decorate ala spo0ky, with Gothic Martha Stewart. to Fashion by faisalSaturdayOct 24, 1998 Soldiers of Fashion! Naomi Campbell v. models we've never heard of because we're not that deperate. Fight! to Fashion by faisalFridaySep 18, 1998 Get custom-made contact lenses, including mirrorchrome and black-light responsive. Because cyberpunk didn't really die in '88.to Fashion by nyarl To find out how to become a regular contributor, contact contrib@memepool.comTo tell us about a link or two, contact link@memepool.comQuestions and comments should go to comments@memepool.comMemepool is run by Joshua Schachter and Jeff Smith