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  #81  
قديم 12-08-2007, 07:27 PM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة


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  #82  
قديم 12-14-2007, 09:25 PM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة

هذا واحد ليس له مال وموسوس من الرياضيات والنساء لم تعره أي اهتمام



بعدها طلع نظرية فيثاغورس الجديده

1- - كي تجد المرأة يجب أن تحصل على الوقت والمال إذا
المرأة = المال × الوقت
-2- الوقت من ذهب = مال ....إذا :الوقت = المال
-3- لذلك :
المرأة = المال × المال
المرأة = (المال)²
-4- المال هو أصل(جذر) كل المشاكل:


المال = جذر ( المشاكل )

-5- إذا :


المراة = (المال)² = جذر( المشاكل)²
المرأة = المشاكل

  #83  
قديم 12-16-2007, 04:51 PM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة



حلوة المعادلة اخوي

  #84  
قديم 12-20-2007, 09:34 PM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة

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  #85  
قديم 12-21-2007, 05:56 AM
 
رد: نكتة النهاردة

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